I vill not buy this record, it is scratched.

No, "vill" is not a typo, you just have to say it with a Hungarian accent.
ANYWAY... Guess who's on Ellen?! Freddy Prinze Jr.! Yes, the man we don't actually like, but we named our egg for the egg drop for anyway is on our favorite talk show!! Yes, I know that was a confusing/run-on sentence. Don't hurt me. Ok, gotta go, Ellen's back on!